How To Tell Someone You Like Them
September 3, 2013 § Leave a comment
1. Ignore them.
If you’re completely in like with that person, what better way to let them know than by refusing to acknowledge their existence?
2. Lose all control of your mind/body.
Become completely disconnected from your own brain function, unable to make eye contact, talk too much, talk too little, unable to string a proper sentence together without feeling extremely nervous.
3. Learn their whole life story online.
Search for information about them, their exes, their family, their favorite elementary school teacher, their plans for the future, and their shoe size. Don’t stop until you feel that you know them better than their own family. Most of what you know about them come from Facebook,
4. Do what Ted Mosby would do- sit down with them and actually tell them like an adult.
Ah, who are we kidding? Continue your Facebook stalking.
5. Get really drunk and kiss them.